Sunday, September 10, 2006

"Could you, would you with a goat?"

No, I'm not referring to a line in Dr. Seuss's "Green Eggs & Ham", i'm actually asking a question?!
I just read an article on BBC news... Apparently, Sudanese villagers forced a man to marry a goat after he was found having sex with it; the man also was required to pay the goat's owner 15,000 Sudanese dinars as dowry!!!
I love the last sentence: "let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife" ?!?! LOL
Maybe the Sudanese "council of elders" do have a sense of humor, and they wanted to "punish" this guy by making him pay...
If not, then they must be really open minded... I mean they must have thought: Let's not try to judge the mans sexual preference... instead, let's accept it... live and let live......
So Bestiality is OK if you pay a dowry and get married...???
What? did you say Gays & Lesbians? WHAT? Homosexuality!??! NOW YOUR GOING TO FAR! Homosexuals are HEATHENS & SINNERS and not only are they not allowed to get married, but also must be PUNISHED!!! IT'S JUST NOT NATURAL!!!
And we all lived idiotically ever after...

5 comments :

Ana Min Beirut said...

Damn, with a Goat ???
I am not having kibbeh nayyeh again unless I am shown a certificate of origin that the goat was not Sudanese!!!

And another thought, this guy's "wife" can cheat on him with the herd's "TAYSS" and he can't do anything about it.
Byistehel if you ask me ;-)

Nice Blog btw.

Fouad said...

Hello. Goats are the village whores, everybody knows that..

m-m-a-a-ah

m-m-m-m-a-a-a-a-a-a-hhhh

m-m-m-m-m-A-A-A-A-A-AAHHHHHHHHHHH :)

Rewa said...

that's hilarious! in a awful disgusting twisted kind of way :)

Nightstudies said...

Fouad, as a Stevie Nicks fan, I'm insulted.

Maya@NYC said...

i wonder: did anyone ask the goat what SHE wanted?? the poor goat! sentenced to live with a man!

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