Friday, August 08, 2008

Quote of the day (now this one is MINE)

I'm actually very proud of this one :)


"I'd rather come from Monkeys than from incest"- Leafless Eve




Monday, June 23, 2008

RIP George Carlin

I loved this guy... I've seen almost all his stand ups... i saw him live once in FL too... He was amazing.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Stay Lebanese!

I DRINK RUSSIAN, DRESS ITALIAN, KISS FRENCH, BUT STAY LEBANESE!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Arab bloggers


This part just cracked me up:
But the Syrian government says it is protecting its national security against a spam campaign started by "Israelis who infiltrated the Syrian internet community."

LOOOOL

Monday, March 03, 2008

I'm lovin' it

I heard this song on the radio 2 or 3 times, and i had no idea who sings it... then i FOUND it by just searching one word from the lyrics... i love the internet... i love this song

".........I’m leaving for Venus
In a getaway car
No one can save us
It’s no need to try.........."

Monday, February 11, 2008

well said...

I love this quote... it summarizes how I feel about religion & religious people:
"...tolerance of intolerance is cowardice."

Saturday, February 02, 2008

It's all in the name :)

لاسمها طريق الى قلبك

"دانيا" الطفلة الدائمة مغناطيس الرجال
"دانيا" وما أدركم من هي "دانيا"... منها سيدنو الرجال وهم يغمضون العيون، فجاذبية صاحبة هذا الإسم كفيلة تنويم مقاومة الرجال مغناطيسياً وجعلهم يتقربون منها برضاهم أو رغماً عنهم. من يعرف "دانيا" لا بد أن يصفها بكلمة "طيّوبة كتير"، فهي لذيذة وغنوجة ومرحة وتضج حيوية وشرارات إيجابية. في عينيها يلمع الذكاء وتبرق "الحربقة" رغم البراءة التي تشع منهما. طفلة دائمة حتى لو أصبحت في الثمانين من العمر، وغالباً ما تملك صاحبة هذا الاسم قلباً أبيض كثلج صنين وحناناً دافئاَ كشمس بيروت. "دانيا" إمرأة منطلقة وغير متحفظة ، تثق بالآخرين بسرعة كبيرة وتؤمن أن الخير يتفوق على الشر. شكلها الخارجي جذاب جداً وهي غالباً ما تشبه الجنيات والساحرات بشعرها الطويل والمسافر خلفها بجنون وحركة لا تهدأ. تبحث عن رجل مرح وحنون، يهتم بها ويشعرها أنها أغلى الناس وأحلى الناس في حياته، وخصوصاً أنها أهم ما في حياته، فلا ينسى موعدهما لأنه غارق في العمل مثلاً، لأنها قادرة على جعله يغرق في السعادة إذا أحسن معاملتها.
(This was posted on http://www.annahar.com/, but the link is no longer available since they do a different name each week)

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

On my 32nd birthday...

I was on the roads of Beirut at 5:00am... a lot of rain, a lot of wind... I was dropping mom off at the airport... Rawsheh was wet & empty... The sea looked agitated...
I had a very long quiet drive back home... turned on the radio for a while, and i'm glad i did... There's something about the radio in the morning... News tid bits... oldies... it's refreshing... it's been a while since i've woken up this early! I should do this more often...

I let the kids stay home from school... it was way to cold & rainy... plus it's my birthday, I wanted to watch them sleep... i can't think of a better gift to myself :)
I fell asleep next to them, and I wasn't sure if I was keeping them warm, or they were keeping me warm...... either way... i was loving it...

I woke up a few times answering phone calls from family, friends & loved ones :)

After having my coffee, I made Thai noodles with chicken for lunch... a very late lunch...

Couldn't really go anywhere... and I didn't really want to... the weather was getting meaner and meaner...

The weather is such a great distraction... even though there was so much tension after Sundays riots, now... from my balcony, i can see the mountains with all the small lights... I can read the minds of everyone in these homes... they are in awe of nature... nothing else seems to matter...

There was hail late at night... which is unusual... My garden was covered with little white spots that look like candy :) I guess that was another gift for me :)

Before going to bed... I made a few resolutions... i'm hoping to keep most of them :)

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Pray yourself skinny!






Ladies & gentelmen, I think someone finally figured out a way to convince me to pray!

Do super models know about this?
That would give a new meaning to "getting down on your knees" to get to the top! (ohhhhh, no she di'ent)

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Quote of the day

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

ya 3ainiii

يرتدين الحجاب الكحلي ويملكن شبكة تدريس ونفوذ واسعة ... «الآنسات القبيسيات» يباشرن في سورية انخراط النساء في «الدعوة الإسلامية» ... بموافقة السلطات
<>دمشق- ابراهيم حميدي الحياة - 03/05/06//
--> لم يعد انتشار اتباع «الآنسة» منيرة القبيسي مقتصراً على سورية والدول العربية فحسب، بل ان حلقات «الأخوات» باتت تدق ابواب بيوت في باريس وفيينا لتصل إلى الولايات المتحدة الأميركية. والقبيسيات داعيات إسلاميات أثرن نقاشاً وانقساماً في الأوساط الاسلامية في سورية.
وكلما اتسعت الرقعة التي ينمو فيها فطر «القبيسيات» في الشوارع والمدارس والبيوت السورية والعربية والأجنبية، زادت إثارة وتشويقاً الحكايا والأساطير حول هذه الحركة، اذ بلغ الجدل في شأن «الاخوات» أخيراً شبكة الإنترنت بين من يتهمهن بتشكيل «تنظيم سري خطير» وبين من ينوه بدور الداعيات في «فعل ما عجز عنه الرجال».
click here to read the rest: http://www.amanjordan.org/a-news/wmview.php?ArtID=3133
Ok... here's my idea:

ندوات لا دينية

Every woman invited to these meetings would have to attend my meetings too!
Equal opportunity brain washing!

You can't fight extreme thoughts with "moderate" thoughts

Maybe, after they are subjected to both ends of the spectrum, they might become "moderates" (whatever that means these days)

(Ofcourse, i'de also make them wear navy blue... g-stings...)

Monday, October 01, 2007

Worried about visiting Lebanon?

This is what you'll be missing!
Rise Up - Live Performance by Jaba at Sky Bar Beirut
(I was there)
over the rainbow sooooooooo highhhhh
here are some more
Beach Party @ Edde Sands Resort
Fireworks with Yves Larock @ Sky Bar Beirut
BO18- Beirut's Ultimate Underground Club
The World is Mine @ Sky Bar Beirut
Love this song!

Monday, May 21, 2007

Go Lebanese Army Go!

Light your balconies from 9:00 PM till 10:00 PM tonight in support of the Lebanese Soldiers.




Sign the petition : http://www.lebanesearmy.net




Wednesday, May 09, 2007

I knew it!



I knew it!

No Lebanese would have created such an unimaginative, and offensive* flag.
Then again, they did COPY the Iranian one, so that IS pretty uncreative.
Come to think of it, they also copied the I LOVE LIFE campaign and just kind of added to it.
I guess they spend so much money on weapons that they don't have enough for a creative department.

*I use to have a huge issue with the Hizballa flag, cause it actually connects the word "Alla" to a gun, but that's when I use to believe in "Alla". However, on some days I do believe in A GOD (not THE GOD Muslims & Christians & Jews refer to) but still, the flag is offensive.

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