Monday, February 26, 2007

If only I played the guitar...


Little Orange man
Little Orange man
What the hell is your plan?
You're ruining our winter,
and last summer you ruined our tan
"The majority of Christians" my hiney
It's impossible you still have ONE fan
You will never be president
And for being a traitor,
you should be in the can
Burning tires & rioting
Where do you think you are? Sudan?
On all things orange
They should have a ban
7il 3anna ba'a, w fil min Libnaan!

Everybody.....
Little Orange man, Little Orange man...


(I don't know why but i'm picturing Phoebe from "Friends" singing this song...lol)

8 comments :

FaiLaSooF said...

Hhahahahahahahahaha great poem eve, even better than the "lahoud countdown timer"

still laughing till now :)

achinar said...

:)

good one ;)

Maya@NYC said...

hahahahahahah.... i imagined phoebe too!!!

gracy said...

this is really good and true :)

Tilda said...

It does sound like phoebe!!! lalalalalala... (this is what follows her songs)

nobilis tobilis said...

Yeah, it's the same style as Smelly Cat.

Yazan said...

I like the poem, and I definitley agree with the gist in the broader sense...

but, the first thought that struck me, is how easy we can accuse eachother of sth as big as treason. sth like treason that justifies killing, and bloodshed, and and and...

Its a scary notion. in an area as loose as our pathetic excuse for a middle east...

cheers

Ana Min Beirut said...

Thank God u don't play the guitar !!!!!!

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